While clicking through my RSS feeds, a buddy sent me a cryptic Instant Message with a link to a Craigslist personal ad for “women seeking men” in Manhattan. While I was expecting a typical ad for an Asian “body work”, or a housewife looking for some hot “NSA” action, this was an opportunity that was [...]
Observations
The Challenges of Pooping in Public
Posted in Observations on July 21st, 2010
I’ve always been someone who shits better at home. If I’m at work, a friend’s house, or a public place, I’m always paranoid that somebody is going to disturb me. Is someone going to knock? Will I clog the toilet? Am I going to stink the place up? Like most people, I enjoy going #2 [...]
Rehab Las Vegas
Posted in Observations on July 20th, 2010
My friend Rob is a notorious bachelor party cut-up. It’s usually the groom’s college friends or in-laws that find him rude, obnoxious, and childish. In most social situations, including our trip to Rehab Las Vegas, I’m usually appointed as his guardian and caretaker. This particular bachelor party was for our buddy James (2005 USPC Winner) [...]
Camouflage Morning Wood
Posted in Observations on July 19th, 2010
If you’ve lived away at college there’s a chance that you’ve had a weird roommate at one time or another. Sophomore year, I lived with a dude named Irving who got a glimpse of my morning wood on a cold winter morning. This guy was always doing weird things like leaving chicken bones in his [...]
Effects of Alcohol Poisoning
Posted in Observations on July 4th, 2010
The pre-game is a necessary and proper way to kick-off any “going-out” night. Throw the effects of alcohol poisoning out the window! Whether your tastes require a 30-pack of Busch Light, or liquor; some social lube to fire things up is needed without question. During my junior year of college, my buddy Rudy (home-friend) showed [...]
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