Using alcohol to gain leverage is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Whether you are trying to get into a chick’s pants, entertain a client, or gauge the credibility of a new business partner, cocktails aren’t a bad way to start. C’mon, even my boy T-Pain knows the deal. (Entire Epiphany album. Shawty!) [...]
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Las Vegas Travel Packages
Posted in True Life on July 22nd, 2010
While sticking with the Vegas theme of my previous posts, I’ve always had a fascination with Las Vegas. I wrote the journal entry above in fourth grade and Vegas still remains one of my favorite “dirty destinations”. Aside from watching the Rangers win the Stanley Cup and rooting for OJ in hot pursuit; in 1994 [...]
All The Single Ladies
Posted in True Life on July 21st, 2010
It’s been over 24-hours since my #firsttwitterdate and I have much to discuss. I met Twitter-user @CLRochelle at Nolita House in NYC for dinner and drinks before heading to Kyotofu for dessert. This was a blind date where we documented the happenings for the world (via Twitter) while being blind to each other’s Tweets and [...]
Twitter Dating
Posted in True Life on July 21st, 2010
While clicking through my RSS feeds, a buddy sent me a cryptic IM linking to a Craigslist personal ad for “women seeking men” in Manhattan. While I was expecting a typical ad for an Asian “body work”, or a housewife looking for some hot NSA action, this was an opportunity that was far more exciting. [...]
Public Pooping
Posted in True Life on July 21st, 2010
I’ve always been someone who shits better at home. If I’m at work, a friend’s house, or a public place, I’m always paranoid that somebody is going to disturb me. Is someone going to knock? Will I clog the toilet? Am I going to stink the place up? Like most people, I enjoy going #2 [...]