If you’re in business, you’ve probably come a across an aggressive prospect that’s looking to play a game of “let’s make a deal” by offering the promise of future business to receive better pricing on the first transaction.

“Future business” may include increasing the size of a future order in terms of dollar volume or referring other prospects that may be interested in your services.

There’s obviously a need to meet the expectations of a potential client without telling them to take a hike, but how do you manage a prospect that’s looking to take the upper hand by using this rude and aggressive sales tactic?

Put Prospects In Their Place: I’ve never had a problem with prospects when it comes to negotiating pricing. It’s a part of business and negotiating can actually be fun. It doesn’t matter if you’re selling consulting time, widgets, data, or contracting services, there’s always a way to make a deal work if both parties are fair and cooperate.

When a prospect is looking to receive better pricing on a contingency basis as a result of knowing “a lot of people” or the ability to “blow your business up”, watch out. It’s important to reinforce the value of your product or service by making sure to convey to the prospect (politely) that you’re doing them the favor, and it’s not the other way around.

Never Give Free Samples: Some prospects will push to create free or cheap options to decide if you’re the best vendor. By catering to the demands of the prospect and offering “free samples”, you’re giving the potential client the upper hand, wasting time, and increasing the likelihood that flaws will be found in the service. It doesn’t matter what you’re selling, flaws will be found as you’re compared to other vendors.

I’ve disarmed several lead generation prospects that gone down the path of skepticism to gain leverage. Wheelers and dealers will ask: “How do I know if your leads are good?”, “What happens if they’re bad?”, “Can I have a free test batch?”, etc. Proof of concept is important, but never sell yourself or your products short.

It never hurts to disarm by using humor. Ask the prospect if they’d ever ask a drug dealer for “free samples” and see what their response will be. You’ll gain respect by using simple analogies like that. Get your pen ready, because you’ll be putting ink on paper in no time!

Part Ways Like A Champ: Parting ways can become incredibly awkward for a prospect that has made previous claims of sending future business “your way” after their pricing needs are not met. They’ll say something to the tune of: “I’ll definitely keep your number handy” or “keep me posted on new services“, etc.

Emphasize the benefits of doing business together and not the features of the product or service that your selling. Let your prospect know that you understand that they’re price conscious, and that’s acceptable. End the conversation quickly, because there’s no sense in restarting the negotiating process again. Your time is valuable. Make prospects realize that you’re in demand by others.

By “keeping it real”, prospects will usually end up coming back with a counter offer or just decide to work with you. If you can eliminate the sales BS during the deal structuring process, you’ll set realistic expectations for your clients. Set the bar high, and exude professionalism. If you don’t put the roast beef on the table, nobody will eat. Be clear as to what the deliverable is and demonstrate that you’re “game on” when it comes to always having the best interest of the client in mind.

Rinse, lather, and repeat…

How To Manage Prospects That Promise Future Business is a post from: Nicky Papers

It’s safe to say that people are starting to lose interest in the whole Jersey Shore phenomena. It’s always entertaining, but it can certainly be recorded by DVR and watched over the weekend as Jersey Shore will forever remain quality hangover entertainment.

According to the data on Google Trends, Jersey Shore is really starting to cool off. The data doesn’t lie, and neither do I. I’ll keep this synopsis brief.

The “special episode” that aired on Monday shifted the equilibrium of the week off. Episode 4 started off with the gang picking Snooki up from jail. She realized that she needs to give the boozing a rest after her father told her that he’s “disappointed” in her. Trouble is brewing between Jwoww and her boyfriend / manager Tom. She’s taken an interest in a new gorilla named Roger that she’s always had eyes for.

Deena made a power move and became the first lady of MVP. The guys in the house like Deena as she’s a free spirit and doesn’t judge the behavior of others. Deena spiced the night up by taking a “Ronnie-look-a-like” home from the club. MVP gave Deena and her new beau “Dean” their blessings as they were infatuated with the fact that he looks just like Ronnie.

Dean is introduced to Ronnie and there’s some confusion (for audiences) because Ronnie already knows who Dean is and acknowledged that they have similar appearances. To make things even more bizarre, Dean also has a girlfriend name Sammi.

Deanna and Dean took the action to the hot tub because every guido knows that the hot tub is considered first base when it comes to foreplay. Dean ends up spending the night with Deena and cheats on his girlfriend. Deena gets her rocks off and breaks her two month dry spell with Dean.

Roger and JWoww are really starting to hit it off. Tom is pushing Jwoww right into Roger’s arms and their relationship is starting to blossom. Roger is proving to be an all around “good guy” that really seems to enjoy carnival rides. He’s conscientious and thinks of others by delivering the man meat (his buddies) to Snooki and Deena. Roger considers himself to be “husband material” as he knows that he’s gorilla juice head of JWowws dreams.

Danny, “The Babysitter” has taken the role of “Mr. Belding” (Save By The Bell) as he’s getting manipulated by the gang. Snooki and JWoww went on an impromptu date during working hours and continue to take advantage.

Danny, sheepishly approached the girls and their gorillas and reminded them to get back to work. Danny obviously wants to be part of the gang and is having trouble maintaining an authoritative role at the guido daycare center / t-shirt shop.

JWoww’s boyfriend Tom, took it upon himself to pack up and leave their house on Long Island. Tom showed cruelty to animals, (Micheal Vick style) by leaving JWoww’s dogs to fend for themselves while locked inside the house. JWoww and Snooki head back to Long Island to take care of the situation.

Tom made it clear that “it’s over” by taking the bed, jewelery, business documents, and an external hard drive. The final blow was delivered when Tom withdrew money from JWoww’s PayPal account. Now that’s gangster!

Two new episodes airing in the same week is too much Jersey Shore for most people to handle. This episode was decent, but Jersey Shore is best served in small doses with at least a 7 day refractory period put in place.

Jersey Shore Season 3 – Episode 4 Review is a post from: Nicky Papers

This morning on “Live! with Regis and Kelly,” Regis Philbin surprised audiences with a shocking announcement that he’ll be stepping down from his position as host and plans to make an exit in the fall of 2011.

“This will be my last year on this show” the television host, age 79, said. Regis Philbin had a 28 year run and claimed it was the “biggest thrill of his life”.

Co-host Kelly Ripa said: “I think I can only speak for America and all of us here when I say it has been a pleasure and a privilege and a dream come true. And I wish I could do something to change your mind”.

It’s sad to see Regis Philbin retire as he was a true TV legend and one of the most genuine people on television. In the words of Regis Philbin, “there is a time where everything must come to an end for certain people on camera, especially old people.” Regis may be stepping down, but his media legacy will live on.

Regis Philbin Announces Retirement is a post from: Nicky Papers

Jersey Shore is starting to pick up steam after the third episode of Season 3 aired. The episode began with Sammi Sweethart getting hormonal and lashing into Ronnie for all the pain he’s allegedly caused her. The ill feelings are based on Ronnie’s behavior from last season in Miami. It’s really time for Sammi to stop bitching and get over it. Her boyfriend is a scumbag, end of story.

The focus quickly shifts away from Ronnie and Sammi (thank god!) and puts a spotlight on Snooki and her drinking habits. The gang is starting to become concerned with Snooki as she’s been unable to lay off the booze since settling into the house. Snooki shovels a baked potato in her mouth, (Medieval Times style) in a drunken episode where housemates take notice.

Snooki proceeds to beg for “Seabiscuit”, which is a clever nickname for Vinny’s horse-sized penis. Should Vinny’s reality TV career come to to a “screeching” halt, he can always go the Dustin Diamond route and put his donkey dick good to use. Take that Lexington Steele…

The Situation turns the heat up by initiating an impromptu threesome with Deena and Snooki. The threesome went awry when Snooki left the room in an bold attempt to take “Seabiscuit” for a ride around the OK corral. Giddy Up! Vinny was turned off by the booze on Snooki’s breath and banished her to neutral quarters.

The Situation’s failed threesome became incredibly awkward as Deena asked how many girls he’s slept with in a poor attempt to create conversation in bed. Mike takes control of the situation by forcing a make-out session to silence the banter and promptly exits the bedroom when a window of opportunity presented itself. A safe haven in the kitchen was found.

Sammi squashed the beef with Snooki at the T-shirt shop before the gang headed to the nightclub Karma. This was a pivotal moment initiated by Sammi that led to amends also being made with Deena. Sammi’s relationship with Jwoww is still in question, but 2 out of 3 isn’t bad.

Upon entering Karma, Jwoww runs into an old friend / gorilla juice head named Roger. The two briefly reconnect before the conversation is cut short as Roger is c-blocked by a zoo creature in a yellow shirt. The hyena is part of a group grenades that also made an appearance last summer in an attempt to blow up the Situation’s spot. History repeats itself as they disclose that Roger has a girlfriend that works at a local tanning salon. Bummer.

The Situation reunites with Paula, a hottie he hooked up with last summer in Seaside Heights. Paula is a serious piece of ass that totally stepped her game up this season. The Situation plays it cool and ends up bringing her home to rekindle the flame. Go get her Sitch!

Jwoww pulled one of the most disgusting moves in the history of reality television when she took a piss behind a vacant bar located in the upstairs of Karma. Jenny relieved herself on the floor because she was in heels and too lazy to find a bathroom. After pulling an R. Kelly in public, she used the bargun to dispense water to wash her hands, dilute the piss on the floor, and mask the smell of public urination. Classy.

The evening at Karma ended abruptly as Pauly D’s Israeli stalker from Season 1 launched a cocktail at his head. Pauly D and Vinny both left the club with girls that were DTF and brought them back to the house.

Danny, “The Boss” makes another cameo on episode three. In this episode, Danny lacked his usual authoritative edge and took the role of “The Babysitter” while operating his guido daycare center / t-shirt operation on the boardwalk.

Snooki arrived violently hungover to work, (wrapped in a blanket) and asked Danny if he’d like to funnel a beer or participate in another “fun activity”. Snooki steals a beer from the refrigerator and makes a beeline to the bathroom with a funnel in hand.

Danny is mildly amused by Snooki’s antics because her behavior is indirectly driving more sales. Why would Danny care about Snooki’s health or well-being if he’s capitalizing on the shock value? Business is business.

By the end of the episode Snooki hit rock bottom by making a spectacle of herself on the beach. Authorities had to apprehend her as she became drunk and disorderly on the boardwalk.

Episode 3 should hopefully set the tone for the rest of Season 3. The only thing this episode lacked was Ronnie’s Xenadrine commercial during the break; “Because keeping it real is what it’s all about.” You tell em’ Ronnie!

Jersey Shore Season 3 – Episode 3 Review is a post from: Nicky Papers

There are dozens of paid review services on the web that will pay bloggers to generate content on their own properties with anchored links pointing back to the advertiser. Blogvertise is one of the more reliable services as they provide volume in terms of writing assignments and are usually on time with payments.

Paid review services such as Blogvertise, have always been under scrutiny as bloggers often complain that they’re not receiving enough assignments or that they’re unhappy with being paid on NET 30 terms.

Blogvertise has a platform in which advertisers have the ability to select web properties that they’d like their content to appear. The criteria is based on niche, page rank, blogger response rating, and staff rating. Blogvertise performs some level of diligence when approving blogs, but ultimately it’s up to the advertisers to select where there content will be placed.

Are you wondering how I came up with the $12,775 figure on estimated Blogervise earnings? I’ve assumed an average payout of $10.00 per post (conservative) with a frequency of 3.5 submitted posts per day. $35.00 per day x 365 days = $12,775. Payouts will not make you rich, but have the ability offset costs or reduce capital risks in other areas of your business.

1: If you own auto blogs or use plug-in’s such as WP-Robot, advertisers will be interested in sending assignments your way as there’s usually depth and PR associated with sites that have high posting frequencies. Most of the time advertisers will direct the blogger to write 2-3 paragraphs about their product, service, or an offer that’s in a profitable niche.

Monetizing with Adsense? Writing unique content will drive additional traffic to your sites and hide the footprints of automation. This deep monetization method can be achieved while potentially increasing Adsense earnings and traffic when publishing unique content.

2: Blogvertise offers a “grab bag” feature that allows bloggers to select assignments that appeal to their content or niche. In order to receive desired assignment volumes, you need to be diligent with your postings, have several authoritative blogs approved, and a good relationship with your AM.

“Grab bag” assignments are capped (per day) but offer the same payout as regular assignments, so it’s fair game. Run a content / SEO shop that can handle more volume? Speak with your AM, they’ll be happy to work with you.

3: I use an egg timer when writing Blogvertise posts to gauge productivity. It should take no longer than 10 minutes per assignment to read the instructions, write the content, anchor the keywords, publish on WordPress, and submit the URL back to Blogvertise.

If you’re conscious about the value of your time, you’ll be earning approximately $75.00 per hour based on my projections. It’s also important to consider the long term monetization benefits achieved when building regular content in profitable niches for your web properties.

4: Becoming a publisher on Blogvertise will train you to become a great advertiser. You’ll have a much better understanding of how the interface works and how to craft assignments properly. Check out Blogvertise Ad Network if you’re interested in cutting straight to paid placements.

5: Income from Blogvertise can offset the cost (and risk) of other expenses such as paid traffic. Have interns? Put them to work with writing assignments from Blogvertise. Have employees? Justify payroll expenses by putting your team to work writing content. Greedy? Write the content yourself to increase your bottom line…

I never was a fan of the New Radicals, but you certainly “get what you give” with Blogvertise. The projections I’ve provided are realistic and attainable for Internet marketers that have a portfolio of websites with authority and traffic.

Keep in mind that advertisers may build links to you URL’s (social bookmarks, etc.) as an SEO filter or as an effort to control link velocity. Free links? Yes please!

Check out what Blogvertise has to offer today.

Blogvertise Review – Earn $12,775 in Paid Postings for 2011 is a post from: Nicky Papers

While leaving Manhattan on the Long Island Rail Road last week, I overhead an “entrepreneurial conversation” between two guys (college-aged) looking to earn extra cash. Their conversation was upbeat and enthusiastic, but also quite distorted.

One guy was excited to start bartending school and eager to graduate so he can begin “stacking mad paper”. I was tempted to throw my two pennies in the pot, but sometimes things are better left unsaid and learned the hard way. Don’t quit your day job, bartending school is for suckers!

I have nothing against working as a bartender or holding a job in the food and beverage industry. In fact, I’ve spent six years of my life in a various positions ranging from working in a kitchen, serving at fine restaurants, to making drinks behind the stick.

I’ve never been afraid to work hard or get my hands dirty, but enrolling in bartending school to learn tricks of the trade is as good as lighting money on fire if you’ve never had experience working in food services or a job that requires customer service skills.

In the event you already have food and beverage experience, you’ll probably find the material presented at bartending schools to be common sense. If flipping bottles if your thing, (flair bartending) you’re best sending your resume to Ringling Brothers.

1: It’s a common misconception that you need a “license” to serve drinks. Most states require cocktail servers to be over the age of 18 and it’s up to the establishment to decide if you are fit for the position. There’s a big difference between a “license” and a certificate in this case.

More importantly, completion of a certification program is not an employment guarantee or an advantage over somebody with experience applying for the same job.

2: Bartending schools offering job placement services post certification is an advertising tactic. Presenting students with the opportunity to earn what they spent on instruction from one night behind the bar has been used for years. Don’t fall into that trap!

Many bartending schools partner with dive bars in need of patrons and offer students a “guest bartending” appearance post graduation. Students are usually expected to bring a certain number of people to the bar as a requirement.

Don’t embarrass yourself in front of friends and family by explaining that you have a job, when it’s really just a one-time appearance.

3: If you’re interested in mixology, there are free resources available online such as DrinksMixer.com. Simply put, you need to acquire a certain degree of knowledge pertaining to liquor, beer, wine, and mixers to become a proficient bartender. Using free online resources and taking the time to memorize drink recipes should help accelerate the learning process.

4: Get a job at a food and beverage establishment. By interacting with both customers and staff in a high-pressure environment you’ll be prepared to serve dozens of patrons at a busy bar. More importantly, you may have the opportunity to work as a barback or fill in at a service station bar.

As a barback or runner you’ll most likely be working with an experienced bartender while learning how to make drinks properly, deal with unruly customers, and handle tasks such as counting a register.

It’s OK to ask questions on the job, but don’t overstep boundaries. Barbacks are NOT bartenders.

5: Bartending is not as glamorous as it seems. Working the day shift at a biker bar is a far cry from a nightclub or upscale restaurant or lounge. Additionally, positions at Applebee’s or other chain restaurants are hidden gems that are often overlooked. Why be a diva when your options are limited? Everyone gets their start somewhere.

6: Hot chicks with little or no experience will get jobs over guys that have completed the aforementioned training programs. Why fight reality?

7: Your success behind the bar is a function of your ability to make money for the establishment. The more money you stuff in the register at the end of the night, the more you’ll generally earn in tips.

Learning how to suggest food from a menu and up-selling is key to the establishment keeping you around. In busy bars and night clubs, speed and experience are critical factors in addition to “looking the part”.

Equality opportunity employers? Get real! Beautiful people are always in demand.

8: Developing a following and a personality behind the bar is critical to your success in the industry. Be prepared to break up physical altercations, deny underage drinkers, clean vomit off the floor, charge customers for every drink you serve, and work 12-hour shifts on your feet.

Many guys think that bartending is a free option to meet women and get drunk on the job. Sometimes it is, but that’s usually not the case.

Acquiring knowledge in a specialized field is important to achieving success in any industry. It’s also important to realize that there’s no substitute for experience and hard work.

There’s nothing wrong with serving drinks to make “extra cash”, but if you’re serious about making a living in the food and beverage industry be prepared to expect some challenges along the way.

By avoiding shortcuts and distractions such as bartending schools that make unrealistic claims, you’ll be on the road to wrapping rubber-bands around cash in no time.

Bartending School is for Suckers is a post from: Nicky Papers

Jersey Shore is becoming more difficult to watch as the show is lacking substance this season. This is not to say that the plot will remain thin, but the first two episodes have dragged along.

Episode 2 picked up right where the last episode left off recapping the fight between Jwoww and Sammi. The physical altercation was broken up by a portly man in a gray shirt that was obviously part of the production team. The Situation sat on the couch and didn’t participate in breaking the fight up, but ultimately remained the voice of reason by sending everyone to bed. Much like the Olive Garden, when you’re living in The Situation’s house, “you’re family”.

Ronnie’s Xenadrine commercials are back for another week! In the latest commercial, Ronnie appears to be flying solo and walking confidently down a red carpet with a backdrop that says “PREMIER” as paparazzi-esque flashes are going off. Why not make Xenadrine the advertiser on the backdrop instead of the word “PREMIER”? Does Xenadrine really believe that viewers are oblivious to noticing this?

In all seriousness, what type of low-budget promotional gigs has this guy got himself into? It’s not like Ronnie has a career or reputation on the line, but it’s become pathetic to watch from an audience perspective. Ronnie once again delivered the famous tag-line “keeping it real is what it’s all about” with conviction, as Billy Mays is rolls in his grave…

Next, the crew went to one of their favorite nightclubs in Seaside Heights, Karma. Early in the evening, Vinny was followed by a stalker (grenade) who failed to reach “stage 5 clinger” status. Vinny eventually went on a “hog hunt” (independently) in search of a girl who’s DTF.

Vinny locked-in on a decent looking chick who was obviously down for whatever. New roommate Deena refrains from c-blocking by shouting obnoxiously – “She’s a blast! She’s like a party in a body, bring here home”. Vinny followed suit and brought the promiscuous female back to the house.

The Situation tried riding Vinny’s wave by suggesting the possibility of double-teaming the chick from the club. This classic move by The Situation was managed well by Vinny as he locked the door to the guest room to shut Mike out. Score!

Deena took “the situation” into her own hands by calling Mike downstairs to hang out. She playfully suggested hooking up with Mike as she was clearly looking for a “party in her mouth”. Mike laughed Deena’s comments off and she proceeded to pleasure herself orally by stuffing her face with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Ronnie and Sammi intentionally missed Sunday dinner which is a sign of disrespect to Italian Americans. Sammi has now become the Angelina of the house as she’s put herself on her own island. Pauly D voiced his opinion upon their arrival as Sammi entered the house holding a large stuffed banana.

Pauly D asked the group, “how do you come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches?”. It was an honest question that deserved an honest answer.

Danny; “The Boss”, is back for Season 3 complete with the confidence and swagger of The Situation. He’s obviously cashed-in on the Jersey Shore hype as the majority of his inventory is now Jersey Shore themed. Danny comes out of the gate heavy and hard by instructing Deena on her first day of work to “walk around and see what we sell”. His instructions are emphasized by overly-dramatic Italian hand gestures.

Danny looked awkward when wearing the white Rosary Beads in an effort to pull-off The Situation’s signature look. In the next scene, Danny removed the Rosary Beads from his neck in an obvious attempt to maintain his dignity because “keeping it real is what it’s all about”. See below.

The episode winds down with with Deena and Snooki playing a game of kickball on the deck and kicking the ball onto a neighboring roof. Vinny retrieves the ball using an apparatus comprised of beer funnel tubes, a sand shovel, and a badminton racket. Vinny successfully returned the ball to the girls and made his feat comparable to the likes of MacGyver. Impressive!

The gang headed over to the boardwalk to enjoy some quality time together on carnival rides. Overall, this episode was uneventful as nothing exciting happened. MTV will be airing a special episode of Jersey Shore on January 17th 2011 featuring Snooki’s drunken and infamous arrest airing 9:00 PM ET/PT. Stay tuned for updates!

Jersey Shore Season 3 – Episode 2 Review is a post from: Nicky Papers

It’s not a surprise that Four Loko has become a hit on black markets in New York and New Jersey. Investigative reporters at NBC New York thought they were slick when purchasing a 12-pack of Four Loko from an unsuspecting Craigslist seller in the Upper East Side of Manhattan for $80.00.

NBC New York indicated that the Four Loko dealer placed a mark-up of more than 300% on the product and dozens of sellers have posted Craigslist ads charging anywhere from $4.00 to $8.00 per can as opposed to only $2.00 to $3.00 when the drink was legal.

Police Chief James Batalli has taken the lead on the Four Loko black market investigation according to a report from NBC New York. Batalli and his team of “cyber detectives” are cracking down on Craigslist posters advertising the sale of Four Loko at steep prices.

Police Chief Batalli said: “It’s a very expensive black market item that people are price gouging and making a lot of money on and they’re making a lot of money on people’s health”.

If difficult to take Police Chief James Batalli seriously as the operation is being handled with the same level of diligence that would be applied to drug or gun trafficking. We’re talking Four Loko here, not crack cocaine!

Mahwah Police share the details on the latest Four Loko Ring busted by detectives posing as college students at an undisclosed location near Ramapo College.

Detectives arrested Stephanie Gomez, 21; of South Plainfield, Johana Gonzalez, 20; of West New York, and Gina Capardi, 23, of West Caldwell, for selling an alcoholic beverage without a state license. The charge is a fourth-degree crime that’s indictable and carries a maximum sentence of three years in jail. The girls were released without bail pending a municipal court appearance on January 25th 2011.

Do police really have that much spare time to arrange a sting operation against college students selling Four Loko? If that’s the case, our safety is in jeopardy as investigating heinous crimes should take precedent over the recent Four Loko Prohibition that’s been stirring a buzz.

Underground Four Loko Rings Revealed is a post from: Nicky Papers

The contestants on the popular Bravo television series, Millionaire Matchmaker have been stirring quite a buzz this week. It’s become difficult to determine what information is factual and what’s being said in an effort to “close the lid” on this story. Are the contestants really millionaires? Does Patti Stanger have a hidden agenda? Things are about to get real…

David Yontef continues to stir the pot with a response to an article I wrote last week – Millionaire Matchmaker Exposed. Furthermore, he pulled a copy/paste job by placing the exact same response on ScallywagAndVagabond.com earlier that afternoon. And the story sizzles on!

Please read David Yontef’s comments below:

My analysis of Mr. Yontef’s response indicates the following:

1) David’s words are not being “twisted” as there’s footage of him clearly stating information about the show. (i.e. specific contestants who are not millionaires, no screening process, etc.) The video clip is approximately one and a half minutes long, (not 15 seconds!) and can be viewed at GuestOfaGuest.com for verification purposes.

2) Yontef’s words didn’t seem like “speculation” during the interview. David claimed he doesn’t believe that Robin Kassner is a millionaire by “any stretch of the word”. Why comment on something (willingly) if it’s pure speculation? If you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.

3) Blogger’s taking “your words” and blowing them out of proportion? Seriously? If I’m guilty of calling David Yontef out on the blatant inconsistencies between the video interview with Guest of a Guest and his response to my article, so be it.

4) “How can anyone live in NYC who isnt a millionaire – whether it’s from owning their own business – or owning their own little studio in NYC?”

David Yontef should be ashamed of himself for saying that. There are millions of hardworking people living in NYC trying their best to make ends meet. I don’t think David Yontef has any idea how many people he’s just offended with that quote.

Wait, have I taken his words out of context again? Oops!

5) In an effort of fairness, (as David didn’t post a link to his page located at Bravo.com) readers can check out the David Yontef Blog at their leisure. Quoted in that entry Yontef states: “Do I always mean everything that comes out of my mouth? Hell no!” In addition to admitting personal flaws such as being judgmental, superficial, and critical, Yontef should consider adding “delusional” to that list.

Simply stated, I could have let David’s comments go but he opened himself to additional exposure by continuing to make false and inconsistent claims on my blog to cover his ass. I’m confused as to why he’s trying to handle his own damage control when there was really no damage done in the first place?

The story has now entered a confusing phase where one must carefully sift through the intentional distortions created by David Yontef from the hard facts presented in the videos provided by Guest of a Guest.

David Yontef’s comment – “how can people live in NYC and have UNDER $1 million dollars” is shallow, superficial, and should be questioned. In the words of Stephanie Tanner from Full House, “How Rude!”

David Yontef has some soul searching to do…

Millionaire Matchmaker Contestants Fight Back is a post from: Nicky Papers

If you’ve watched the first two seasons of Jersey Shore, it’s pretty hard to turn your back on this television series.

Tuning into this show has now become an obligation as there’s no longer any “situations” that can provide shock value. In an effort to keep viewers interested, a new cast member (Deena) was added to the mix this season. She doesn’t exactly bring the eye candy audiences are looking for, but makes up for her aesthetic shortcomings with promiscuity. All is fair in love and war during gorilla juicehead season. Party’s here!

Notes on Episode 1:

1: What happened to the cars the cast members used to drive? I remember the days when Vinny used to rock the yellow Chevy Cobalt. More importantly, watching the crew arrive bearing luggage and duffel bags is getting old.

2: What’s with everyone pushing BMW’s this season? Did anyone notice that Ronnie didn’t have license plates on the back of the car he was driving when he picked Sammi up in New Jersey?

It’s possible that MTV is utilizing product placement strategies to creatively monetize the content by leveraging “guido fantasy brands” such as BMW. Props to Pauly D for keeping in real in the Cadillac.

3: Ronnie’s commercial for Xenadrine could be the worst product endorsement deal I’ve ever seen. Ronnie was not enthusiastic and appeared to be unsure of himself (hungover?) during the taping of the commercial.

I’m curious why Xenadrine felt that Ronnie was the appropriate spokesman for the brand as he’s often depicted as a “typical juice head”, has issues controlling his temper, and has been known to get physical with both men and women. I’m still wondering where I can get my hands on some Ron Ron Juice? It’s time to get creepy.

4: Deena claimed that she’s been on a “two month dry spell” as she mentions to Snooki that she’s packed a vibrator while kindly offering to let her use it. Sharing vibrators, seriously? This lewd and unsanitary suggestion takes a close second to Angelina leaving dirty tampons on the floor in Miami last season.

5: Deena showed her “na-na” to The Situation for reasons unknown. Next, Deena demanded a cuddle session with The Situation which resulted in a fight ensuing with Sammi Sweetheart. The episode closed with fists flying between Sammi and Jwoww. Hair extensions in all directions!

6: Nothing has changed. Same house, same Scarface picture on the wall, and the same mallard duck phone. (No quacks on this episode)

It usually takes some time for Jersey Shore to start heating up. It’s tough to judge an entire season based on the first episode.

Stay posted on Friday’s for the Jersey Shore recaps!

Jersey Shore Season 3 Premier – Episode 1 Review is a post from: Nicky Papers