If you’ve lived away at college there’s a chance that you’ve had a weird roommate at one time or another. Sophomore year, I lived with a dude named Irving who got a glimpse of my morning wood on a cold winter morning.
This guy was always doing weird things like leaving chicken bones in his drawers, taking naps with his shoes on, and tagging his initials on everything, including coat hangers.
It was the beginning of the winter semester and I remember the room would get pretty stuffy with the heat on. I usually slept in just my boxers to stay cool while the window remained closed. I didn’t want to end up with typhoid or mono nucleolus, so my boxer shorts did the trick and kept me cool at night.
Hung-over one morning, I ended up sleeping longer than expected. Well, truth-be-told; I got a handful of morning wood and I was lying in bed stroking my man meat while continuously hitting the snooze button.
I knew Irving was getting out of bed any minute to take a shower before me. Irving was notorious for taking hour-long showers and I’d be late for class if I didn’t act fast.
I hopped out of bed making sure to tuck my junk against the elastic of my underwear and my stomach. I think most guys are familiar with this technique in boner concealment. It’s the only way to ensure that your hard-on is fully camouflaged. More importantly, it feels pretty damn good!
In my haste, I neglected to put on a white-tee before I hopped in the shower, thus leaving the tip of my penis exposed for Irving to examine. He looked at me in disbelief as if he’d never seen another man’s chubby before. How could have I been so pro-active to tuck, but forget to hide with my undershirt?
I had to react quickly to shut this peep show down. I pulled upward on the elastic band and let my dong hang freely. Big mistake. This made the situation even more embarrassing for Irving. My penis was now in a “semi” state and elevated a portion of my underwear.
It was quite obvious that I had morning wood and I couldn’t hide it. I took a towel, wrapped it around my torso, and darted toward the bathroom. I didn’t see Irving again until later that evening. Thankfully, no mention was ever made about my morning gagger.
When it comes to Morning Wood: If you are going to tuck, don’t forget to hide!
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