Using alcohol to gain leverage is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Whether you are trying to get into a chick’s pants, entertain a client, or gauge the credibility of a new business partner, cocktails aren’t a bad way to start. C’mon, even my boy T-Pain knows the deal. (Entire Epiphany album. Shawty!)
From my bartending experience, there is nothing more pathetic than a man who is indecisive about his drink order. He’ll say something to the tune of; “So, what do you recommend?” (Ever try a Midori sour with a side of cock, buddy?) For women on the other hand, nothing is sexier than leaving it up to the bartender’s discretion.
I’ve created a cocktail that blends sweet fruit juices, delicious rums, and the curiosity of amaretto. (Put it in your mouth!) The drink is totally unisex, (“Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”) so everyone can put a swerve on.
The drink is called “The Bedazzler”. Growing up, I’ve always been fascinated with the clever names behind sexual acts such as: “The Dirty Sanchez”, “The Rusty Trombone”, “The Donkey Punch” and my favorite: “The Houdini”. I’ve combined premium booze, advanced mixology skills, and my 7th grade sense of humor, into a delicious cocktail for all to enjoy.
I’ve defined “The Bedazzler” as the act of taking a females vaginal and anal virginity in the same night. It doesn’t necessarily have to have happen simultaneously, (double plugging) or in any particular order.
The only requirement is that both holes must be penetrated during the same encounter. My virginity taking days are over, so I’m leaving the young bucks a with a raw power move to make.
Additionally, when people ask; “why is it called a Bedazzler?” you now can explain the meaning in confidence or choose to giggle in secrecy.
“The Bedazzler” Cocktail Recipe:
1: Fill a pint glass to the top with ice.
2: Pour 1oz. Bacardi Rum.
3: Pour 1oz. Captain Morgan Rum
4: Pour 1oz. Malibu Rum
5: Pour equal amounts of cranberry and pineapple juice to the top of the glass.
6: Add a rim shot of Amaretto. (Just a splash!)
7: Shake lightly, and pour the contents back into the pint glass.
If made correctly, there should be a froth head at the top of the glass and the alcohol flavor should go undetected. Use this drink to your advantage. Serve and enjoy!
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